永远是奶酪赢的比赛

从来没有人追上过那块奶酪。把这个故事分享给你身边最好胜的朋友。在英国，每年都有一次，在一座非常陡峭的草坡上，有人把一大轮奶酪滚下山坡，一群人跟在后面追。

Nobody has ever caught the cheese. Send this to your most competitive friend. Once a year, on a very steep grass hill in England, someone rolls a large wheel of cheese down the slope, and a crowd of people run after it.

山坡实在太陡，大多数参赛者根本站不住脚，大部分路程都是滚着、跌着、滑着下去的，而那块奶酪的速度却越来越快，把所有人都甩在了身后。谁先冲到山脚谁就赢，因为真正追上奶酪从来都不是一件可能的事。

The hill is so steep that most runners cannot stay on their feet. They roll, tumble, and slide most of the way down, while the cheese picks up speed fast enough to outrun every single one of them. Whoever crosses the bottom first wins, since actually catching the cheese has never really been possible.

没有人确切知道这个传统是怎么开始的，只知道当地人已经记录了大约两百年，而实际流传的时间可能更久。每年都有来自其他国家的新参赛者赶来尝试，而每年，山坡赢的次数几乎和人赢的次数一样多。

Nobody knows exactly how the tradition began, only that people in the area have written about it for roughly two centuries and probably practiced it for longer. Every year, new runners from other countries arrive to try anyway, and every year, the hill wins as often as the humans do.